they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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