My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
