i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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