do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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