Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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