Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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