Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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