You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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