I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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