SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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