her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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