The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I love you. Go after that dick
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