dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
