Heybabeimwearingurpanties
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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