Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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