Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Let's get the cat blown out
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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