I accidentally had phone sex last night
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So many bounce houses so little time
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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