was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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