Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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