It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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