I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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