C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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