would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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