whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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