it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Randomize