butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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