The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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