i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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