so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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