Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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