better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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