You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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