It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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