That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
this will be a night to untag.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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