I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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