That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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