she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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