Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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