i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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