its not stalking. its research.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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