Christians are straight up FREAKS
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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