good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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