Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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