Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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