yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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