Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I will pee on everything he values.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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