Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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