i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize
