i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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