i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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