I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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