But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I've blown a few things in my day
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
