ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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